If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

You're not a shy girl nun — you give a doggystyle and your face is covered in cum

If you don't want to lick your balls, get your dick right down your throat and don't whine

I'll fuck her with beautiful lingerie, I won't even take off my panties

I gave a blowjob and a riming, I gave it from behind — I don't want to lose any more

He wanted to anal, and I like to fondle my pussy and clit — all things considered

Put your dick up her juicy ass — get it on yourself, baby

All right, student, let's go hands-free — put your dick up and memorize the words

I'll jerk my dick off and suck it gently — I hope there's plenty of sperm

This nipple is just screaming: "Come on, cum on my face!"

What, sister, you saw a dick and now you're not laughing? Suck it

To avoid asking for more clothes, shut your mouth with your cock in the locker room

I would cum from a blowjob, but she takes her panties off — she wants it on her dick

So that's why handcuffs — so that both husband and friend can cum in the pussy

Now how do I explain to my husband why I have so much sperm in my mouth?

That's how I greeted the spring — fucked her by the tree and pussy-fucked her

Let's fuck two cocks at once, because my secretary Lola Taylor

A grown-up husband is for earning money, but a son will do for fucking in the anus

I don't get it, are you ignoring your dick? Put that shit away

Wanted to burn her father's whore and brother, but her orgasm was more important

My girlfriend has many girlfriends — and she brings each one to my dick

She lets me fuck her in the pussy and in the throat, but she demands cum on her face

What are you doing, I'm not like that! Okay, fuck me, but don't tell your husband